AITA for ruining a girl’s dress at a formal event as an act of revenge for sending me to prison for two years after she narc’ed on me for stalking?
Background: It all started off innocently. I was on the dating apps and saw this smokin’ hot redhead. I swiped right. We talked a little bit. I was into her, but then she bugged out and ghosted me. It hurt because I was pretty into her, and admittedly, I didn’t handle it the best way (I was immature at the time) but since when is sending erotic pics a crime? Girls love it, everyone knows that. IMHO she should have been flattered.
To be fair, I didn’t go down for the dick pics, but police attention was the last thing I needed and I was busted for something completely unrelated. Even that was bullsh*t because my father could have used his sway to get me out of trouble but he was very into “teaching me a lesson,” at the time.
Fast forward two years and I’m out of lock-up and I’m at this fancy-aśs party my father hosts every year. There are girls everywhere, all of them hot, but believe it or not, she’s there. The redhead.
Guys, I admit it, over all those long, solitary, days and nights in prison I’d been thinking about what I’d do when I saw her again. My imagination ran wild. Sometimes it went to a dark place. Other times I just wanted a chance with her.
Well, the darkness won.
Since we never met in public, and this was a masquerade, she had no idea who I was when I got her alone. Maybe I didn’t leave much of an impression the first time we met on the app, but I sure as hell made one that night.
The hilarious thing is that right after she had to stand in front of the room, with my ‘deposit’ on her dress. My brother thinks he’s the one that got to her first. Sure, he got to pop her cherry, but I left my mark.
Unfortunately, we’re going to be in close proximity for at least the next three months and if she wasn’t scared of me before, she is now.
Also? That girl is totally gonna be my baby mama.
So, the question is… AITA for getting revenge? Or is she the AH for setting me up in the first place?
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